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I never look gay enough for girls to flirt with me

(Source: sapphicdalek)

#same

wata-melanin:

I AM NOT ON THIS PLANET TO SERVE AND BE SECOND TO NO MUTHAFUCKING MAN. MY PURPOSE IN LIFE AS A WOMAN IS NOT TO WALK ON EGGSHELLS SO I DON’T UPSET THE FRAGILE ASS MALE EGO. I WAS NOT MADE AS JUST A MISSING RIB. I’M HERE AND VALID AS FUCK

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

(Source: saltwaterandink)

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time